Just back from a weekend in Newcastle to see them take on Peterborough United. Friday was wall to wall beerage between 10am and 2am.
Cracking day for the match. Asked the taxi driver to take us to strippers before the match and he took us to
Sam Jacks pub in the centre of Newcastle. On arrival the place was empty but it was only 12pm and by 1pm the place was jumping.
The strippers entertained the crowd every 15 minutes or so, the tunes were jumping and there was a Newcastle fan doing some DJ work which largely revolved the slagging off of Mike Ashley with one of the signature tunes being "Get out of our club, get out of our club, you fat Cockney b*stard get out of our club" and chants about how bad Mike Ashley's sports shop is and other things. The hatred was clear to see.
One of the highlights of the day was when they got a Posh fan up on the stage to be rediculed and to take on the 4 pint challenge. First a pint of cream, then a pint of orange, then fizzy water then topped off by a pint of Guinness to be drunk in record time. After gentle ridicule about how fat the guy was he announced he was alergic to dairy products. The place was in uproar. DJ "Well ya fat c*nt, your certainly not alergic to KFC ya fat b*stard" UPROAR! So after a debate the DJ was like, "Look at him he is all ballooned up and thats just standing close to the cream!".
So a replacement was sought and his brother came up for more ridicule but managed the 4 pints without spewing which is apparently quite comon up on stage. He came up with a large camera on his chest and raincoat. DJ "What the f*ck have you come as, a f*cking Japanese tourist". Again the place was in uproar. Why oh why can this sort of place not exist in Aberdeen.
By 2.30pm it was time for the short wander up to the stadium and I would have to say its about the best I have been too. Absolutely massive, great atmosphere and plenty leg room in the cheap seats. The highlight of the 1st half was a mazy run by Gutierrez and a good finish as Newcastle quickily went 2-0 up and looked as though 6 or 7 was on the cards. Unfortunately they took the foot off the gas. A bottle of beer at 1/2 time and the game quickly finished 3-1 to Newcastle. Annoyed as that was my prediction all day but I failed to take the 9-1 on offer at Ladbrokes.
Next up we headed down to Shearer's which is a massive bar in one of the stands. Stayed there for a few hours with the 5 of us joined by a Geordie pal of one of my friends. Nice guy and able to tell us where to head in the city etc etc.
Spent most of our night in Blu Bamboo. Rude not to as it was £1.50 a Jaegar Bomb, nice! Niall and I missed a massive bar brawl later on, apparently it was like something from the wild west. We finished our night at about 2am in the hotel bar.
Classic weekend and Sam Jacks is the best pre match bar I have ever seen and likely ever will
